The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

The power to be invisible if you're blind

the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

The power to turn your head 360 degrees

to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

To be waterproof but only when your not wet

Faster than a loaded bullet!

The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

The power to put everything off till the last possible day

The power of exact change

The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

The power spite flower

The power to thumb up your own comments.

The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

the power to shit bicks

The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

The power to breathe without thinking about it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!