- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

The ablity to crash your computer.

The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

The power to be quite good at checkers.

To be waterproof but only when your not wet

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

The ability to spend expired coupons.

The ability to get a degree in performing arts

the ability to have a useless ability.

The power to turn gold into dust

the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

The power to piss people off.

the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

The power to talk and listen at the same time

the power to shit bicks

The power to create tree sap.

the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

The power to get a boner any time you want

The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

Pointless Super Powers