The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!