The power to grammar.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to look into the past

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power rangers

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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the power to not watch south park

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!