The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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the ability to see fairy's

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!