the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The ability to float for half a second

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!