The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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Laser pointer vision.

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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Retractable teeth

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The ability to float for half a second

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!