DIY LOL
Joe Blocked
Porn SFW
Republican Equals
Tattoo Failure
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
…
Next ›
Last »
the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese
thumb_up
thumb_down
+111
The powers of a burnt face
thumb_up
thumb_down
+204
the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma
thumb_up
thumb_down
+167
The power to kill an ant!!!
thumb_up
thumb_down
+21
The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+161
the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics
thumb_up
thumb_down
+141
The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+89
The power to restate the obvious.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+75
The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+184
Retractable teeth
thumb_up
thumb_down
+160
the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming
thumb_up
thumb_down
+126
the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power
thumb_up
thumb_down
+120
the power to sizzle like bacon
thumb_up
thumb_down
+42
The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....
thumb_up
thumb_down
+40
Thhe ability to cry acid
thumb_up
thumb_down
-6
The power to get a boner any time you want
thumb_up
thumb_down
+157
Ability to Fly!...a plane
thumb_up
thumb_down
+141
The ability to float for half a second
thumb_up
thumb_down
+119
The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo
thumb_up
thumb_down
+23
The ability to imitate a tadpole.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+140
The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+52
The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!
thumb_up
thumb_down
+102
Ultra-strength when peeing
thumb_up
thumb_down
+46
« First
‹ Prev
…
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!