The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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the power to burp a fart

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The power rangers

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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Turning wine into water.

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The power to annoy people

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power to eat chicken raw!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!