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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The power to turn gold into dust

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the power to shit bicks

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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the power to speak morse code .

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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the power to divide by 0

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!