The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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the power to think of powers

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!