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The power to not have superpowers
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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.
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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it
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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station
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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head
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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.
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thepowertofixmyspacebar.
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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.
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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump
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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.
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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.
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The power to procrast ....
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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater
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the power to shit bicks
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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds
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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.
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The power to see your neighbor without looking.
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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!
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the power to speak morse code .
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The power to teabag bear- traps at will
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The ability to ask an inappropriate question
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The ability to jump 3% lower.
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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels
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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!