The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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Batman

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The power to write on this website

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The ability to handle the truth.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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the power of being republican

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!