The ability to jump 3% lower.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to think of a funny power

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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ability to find good woman drivers

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to speak in morse code

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!