The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to make tea appear at will

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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Turning wine into water.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!