The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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the power to animate condiments

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The ability to vote

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the power to predict the past

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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the power to burp a fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!