The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!