ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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to be bradley

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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Smoke vision

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Farting at will

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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Power to make other people rich.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!