ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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to be bradley

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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Smoke vision

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power of missing a finger.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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Power to make other people rich.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!