The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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Power to make other people rich.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to piss people off.

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The power of missing a finger.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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to be bradley

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The power to have cancer.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!