- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of missing a finger.

the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

The power to troll yourself

The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

The power to have 1 second invisibility.

The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

The power to be invisible if you're blind

The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

the ability to slap someone with your foot

The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

The ablity to crash your computer.

The power to FLY when you're blind

The power to piss people off.

the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

to be bradley

The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

The power to talk and listen at the same time

The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

Pointless Super Powers