the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to have cancer.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!