the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power

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the ability to burn in hell

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to fly....underwater

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to be justin bieber

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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the power to say you have no power

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the power to shit brix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!