The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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the ability to see fairy's

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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meh.

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Farting at will

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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Smoke vision

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!