The power to be vice president of the SGA

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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Power to make other people rich.

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Farting at will

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!