The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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the ability to see fairy's

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to piss people off.

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the power to poo pineapples

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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meh.

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to pee backwards.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!