the power to be justin bieber

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The power to annoy people

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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the power to poop pee

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the power to say you have no power

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!