The ability to see your own imagination.

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The power to piss people off.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to pee backwards.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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meh.

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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to be bradley

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!