the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to be normal.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!