Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

the ability to walk through your clothes

the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

The power to fold paper seven times

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!