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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it
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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.
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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.
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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground
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The power to fly in tornadoes
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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds
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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.
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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.
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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit
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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.
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The power to do something as powerful as thin air
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The power to smell you poop after you flushed
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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX
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The power to stop existing.
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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you
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The power to extend your pinky toe
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The power to always know the exact time.
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shit and piss at the same time
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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power
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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian
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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves
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The power to see through glass doors.
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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds
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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!