the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!