The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be gay on command.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to even

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!