The power to be powerless.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!