The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!