the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power of love

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!