The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!