The ability to go to hell.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to be powerless

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to think of food

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!