The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!