The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to be more human than most people.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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the power to get fat in America

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!