The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to become famous on vine

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to change people socks on command

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!