The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The ability to jump

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!