The power to think oppositely

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!