The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to make lipstick fly

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to be gay on command.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to even

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!