the power to eat cheese 24/7

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to crap without pissing.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!