The power of love

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!