The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to read your own thoughts

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!