the power to be in AA.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to have no power

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power of hindsight

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!