The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The Power to Power

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!