To never remember what the word if means

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to even

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!