The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!