the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power of love

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!