The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to see through windows!

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Black power

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The power to have a V8

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!