- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

The ability to become shit forever.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The Power to die at will

The power to only be able to eat poop

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to be attracted by bullets

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

Pointless Super Powers