The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!