the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to see the present

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!