The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!