the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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To never remember what the word if means

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!