the power to disappear up your own asshole

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to catch em' all

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!