Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to think of food

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!