The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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the power to sit

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!