The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to not have super powers...

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to take a crap.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The ability to become shit forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!