The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to not be funny

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to change people socks on command

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The ability to poop glue.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power of hindsight

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!