Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

make youself dumb

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

the power to catch em' all

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to fly 3 inches.

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to see things with your eyes open

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The power to erect your nipples at will.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!