- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

power to transform into a dick with legs

the power to be in AA.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

Pointless Super Powers