The power to live forever but only in a coma.

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

The power to get off the internet and do something productive

The power to smell you poop after you flushed

The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

The power to be normal.

The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

The power to unsee the unseen.

the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

The power to laugh in Japanese.

Shit bricks I love itttttt

The power to see through glass doors.

The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

The ability to talk to bacteria

The power to poop without wiping

The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!